Current wealth
€0.00
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Progress: an objectively tiny percentage.
A public experiment in unreasonable ambition
Help me become
ridiculously rich.
No startup. No crypto. No AI. Just a very public attempt to reach €1,000,000,000. The strategy is mostly consistency, curiosity, and seeing what the internet does with a terrible idea.
Will it work? Probably not. Is that a reason not to document it? Also probably not.
No equity. No returns. No pitch deck hidden behind a PDF.
Why does this exist?
Because the internet
has funded stranger things.
Movies. Potato salad. Memes. Weird Kickstarter projects.
Somewhere along the way, I started wondering whether the internet could fund something even more ridiculous: one person publicly attempting to become a billionaire.
It probably can't.
That's exactly why we're documenting it.
The premise
Turn an impossible idea into a public experiment.
No secret investors. No fake success story. Just the number, the decisions, and whatever happens next.
Starting from €0.
I WANNA BE RICH.
The goal is simple: €1,000,000,000.
The plan is... not so much.
Target
€1 billion
Confidence
Unreasonable
Business model
Public optimism
Financial status
Aggressively optimistic
Risk profile
Your call
The plan, unfortunately
How this becomes
€1 billion.
01
Get to €10.
STARTINGProve this can survive its first ten euros without collapsing under the weight of its own ambition.
02
Get to €100.
LOCKEDRepeat the experiment. Figure out what made people care enough to come back.
03
Get to €1,000.
LOCKEDTurn attention into something useful. Preferably something that is not another donation button.
04
Get to €1,000,000.
LOCKEDBuild something real, document the mistakes, and see whether the internet keeps playing along.
05
Figure out the billion.
???This is the part where the business plan becomes noticeably less confident.
There is no secret master plan. The plan gets smarter as the number gets bigger.
Terms of the delusion
The rules.
01
The number has to be real.
Current Wealth only moves when actual support makes it into the experiment.
02
No pretending to be richer than I am.
No fake screenshots, fake donations, or suspiciously creative accounting.
03
The goal stays €1 billion.
Because apparently €100 million was not sufficiently unreasonable.
04
If the plan changes, I say so.
This is a public experiment. The good ideas, bad ideas, and inevitable disasters stay public.
05
There is no guaranteed outcome.
You are supporting the experiment, not buying a piece of the imaginary empire.
The public record
What has happened
so far.
THE IDEA
Set an objectively unreasonable target.
€1 billion sounded sufficiently ridiculous to be worth documenting.
THE WEBSITE
Make the experiment public.
No pitch deck. No startup jargon. Just a number, a plan, and a suspicious amount of CSS.
THE INTERNET
Ask strangers what they think.
Some people support the idea. Some people think it is stupid. Both reactions are useful.
NEXT
Keep going until the internet gets bored.
Or until the number becomes genuinely difficult to ignore. Whichever happens first.
The internet has opinions
The experiment
has been reviewed.
“The idea is so incredibly stupid, it could work.”
— Reddit
“Bro stop begging...”
— Reddit
Current consensus
Still stupid.
The useful part is that people are talking about it. The experiment continues.
A small reason to come back
Make a prediction.
Will this become a billion-euro story?
Vote yes or no, leave a comment, and earn absolutely no financial upside.
Milestones, generously defined
Every euro has
a job.
€5
Coffee, for stamina
€50
Stop comparing Lidl prices
€500
Say “entrepreneur” once
€5,000
Consider a LinkedIn post
€1B
Reveal identity. Breathe.
Today
Still wildly optimistic
Your moment in financial history
Fund the least
realistic plan online.
One-time support or monthly encouragement. Either way, you become part of an objectively strange story.
Support is voluntary. Contributions are not investments and are not refundable.